I'm keeping this anonymous-ish for a lot of reasons.
What can I tell you?
* I've been blogging off and on and in different incarnations for about 8 years. Maybe longer. I'm not good with time/spatial relations/math.
* I'm married to the husband.
* We have the girl.
* We also have two cats. Who get on my last nerve what with all the cat hair.
* We live in suburbia.
* I swear. A lot. Like, really a lot. To the point where it seriously bothers the girl. Fuck her, though. It's my party and I'll swear if I want to.
* I tend to volunteer for stuff even if I don't want to do it and particularly if I say there is no way in hell I'm going to do it.
* I have sometimes crippling anxiety and panic attacks. Those suck ass but make for hilarious blog posts.
* I have a lot of degrees - mostly because I like school, partly because I am sometimes unable to find a job.
* I like to paint my nails, but I hate getting manicures.
* I decided to grow my hair out and it's taking forever.