Who is this person?


I'm keeping this anonymous-ish for a lot of reasons.

What can I tell you?

* I've been blogging off and on and in different incarnations for about 8 years.  Maybe longer.  I'm not good with time/spatial relations/math.

* I'm married to the husband.

* We have the girl.

* We also have two cats.  Who get on my last nerve what with all the cat hair.

* We live in suburbia.

* I swear.  A lot.  Like, really a lot.  To the point where it seriously bothers the girl. Fuck her, though.  It's my party and I'll swear if I want to.

* I tend to volunteer for stuff even if I don't want to do it and particularly if I say there is no way in hell I'm going to do it.

* I have sometimes crippling anxiety and panic attacks.  Those suck ass but make for hilarious blog posts.

* I have a lot of degrees - mostly because I like school, partly because I am sometimes unable to find a job.

* I like to paint my nails, but I hate getting manicures.

* I decided to grow my hair out and it's taking forever.